Collaboration
by
Donna DeLong Matthews & Ray Hamilton

Queen of This House / King of The Couch

Donna DeLong Matthews ღ KKD ღ

Queen of This House

 Husband for sale or rent
Kids I, give ya...fifty cents.
No time, no sex, no fun
Gawd I need a shot of rum.
looks like I ride a broom
but its used to clean this room
Im a woman who says what she means
Queen of this House

Third house, on the right
Visitors??? Oh Im such a sight
Old worn out robe and shoes
its only 8 and I smell of booze
I have put a few small pounds
Im short but not too big around
Im a woman who says what she means
Queen of this House

I know every doctor for every pain
all of their patients and all of their names
and every med for every ill
and every shot that been shot
because theres no pill

I sing,
Husband for sale or rent
Kids I give ya...fifty cents.
No time, no sex, no fun
Gawd I need a shot of rum.
Looks like I ride a broom
but it's used to clean this room
Im a woman who says what she means
Queen of this House

Husband for sale or rent
Kids I give ya...fifty cents
Im a woman who says what she means
Queen of this House


? KKD ?

Original by
Donna DeLong Matthews
January 2004

A little fun remake of
Roger Miller's
King of The Road
© 2004 Donna DeLong Matthews
(All rights reserved)
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Ray's responce to Queen of This House

Donna don't forget you asked for it

King Of The Couch

My wife for sale or rent
Just for the money, she has spent
No time, no sex, no fun
Darn she even drank all the rum
But I'm King of the couch

Yes its true, she rides this broom
I'm sure, for she didn't clean this room
I'm a man who is treated so mean
Yes I'm King Of The Couch

Third room on the right, she takes her snooze
Because she drank, all the darn booze
She's a woman who says what she means
I just wish she would clean

No food, no booze, no sex
I'm sure, on me she has put a hex
But I'm still King of the couch

I wish there was something on this TV
I wonder what the bed feels like
Oh ya thanks for the invite
Hope you have a hang over
I'm King Of The Couch!!!!

Thanks Donna I had fun with this

Ray { Not a Poet }

Collaboration
by
Donna DeLong Matthews & Ray Hamilton
© Copyright 6 / 2008
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