I wrote this a few years ago
I thought I would share it with you
Feel free to sing along
 Jingle Bells Rewrite
Dashing through the snow
in a beat up Chevrolet
Over the hills we go, leaking oil all the way
As the rad cap pops, we say thanks a lot
For the motor's still running
and we don't have to walk
Oh ~ Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
We were hopping for some presents
but we think santa's gay
Oh ~ jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Santa's elves had him arrested
for child abuse today
Dashing through the snow
in a beat up Chevrolet
Over the hills we go, leaking oil all the way
As the rad cap pops, we say thanks a lot
For the motor's still running
and we don't have to walk
Oh ~ jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
We think mrs. claws, would be a real good lay
Oh ~ jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Now you know why rudolph's nose
shines so bright today
By
Ray Hamilton
Not a poet and I know it!
© Copyright 12 / 2008
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